{"id":22394,"date":"2014-05-28T15:01:01","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T15:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alreadyheard.com\/staging\/album-review-museum-mouth-alex-i-am-nothing\/"},"modified":"2018-03-17T15:35:22","modified_gmt":"2018-03-17T15:35:22","slug":"album-review-museum-mouth-alex-i-am-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alreadyheard.com\/staging\/album-review-museum-mouth-alex-i-am-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Album Review: Museum Mouth &#8211; Alex I Am Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/alreadyheard.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/tumblr_inline_n65ddviMVi1qheirv.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\">Man, relationships are hard, right? There&rsquo;s the honeymoon period, where you think the sun shines out of your respective other halves rear end; the settling down to regular meals out phase (but you&rsquo;re content with that); the wanting to get fucked up with your mates again stage; and the hating each other&rsquo;s guts part, where you are inevitably faced to make a decision: endure the cycle and do it all over again or break up and, of course, write a whole, bitter, concept album about all of the above. Being someone who has been through this God awful cycle a few times, it&rsquo;s interesting to me that an individual, or group of individuals, would choose to display their purest emotions through an album for everybody to hear. Still, that&rsquo;s what <strong>Museum Mouth<\/strong> have done with their latest album, <em>&lsquo;Alex I Am Nothing&rsquo;,<\/em> and for anyone who&rsquo;s ever felt the sting of heartbreak, this one&rsquo;s for you.<\/p>\n<p>The record&rsquo;s actual concept is about being obsessed with somebody you can&rsquo;t have; side A deals with the trying to rationalise the relationship, while side B&rsquo;s subject matter focuses around acceptance and coming to terms with the doomed relationship. When I first heard it though, I completely mis-read this and my immediate feelings (see above) were that <em>&#8216;Alex I Am Nothing&rsquo;<\/em> was a break-up album. I guess the concept is in the ear of the beholder and I still think, after further investigation, that this is where it will find its place, In the ears of every twenty something who&rsquo;s lost their perfect hipster princess. (*Sobs*)<!-- more --><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/museummouth.bandcamp.com\/album\/alex-i-am-nothing\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Alex I Am Nothing by Museum Mouth<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The punky, juvenile delivery of <em>&#8216;Alex Impulse&rsquo;s&rsquo;<\/em> guitars are what actually introduce the listener to the LP and the jarring, oddball vocal delivery that trembles with insecurity is what hooks you, it&rsquo;s shaky adolescence speaks to all those feelings that you&rsquo;d thought you&rsquo;d buried. The record rarely veers of this road and sticks to its theme extremely closely throughout; only during <em>&#8216;Handsome And Boring&rsquo;<\/em> do we hear the use of another instrument, and as things start to get a little hopeful in the lyrical subject matter towards the end, we all come to accept the harsh reality of the relationships ultimate demise.<\/p>\n<p>Different influences slide in and out of <strong>Museum Mouth<\/strong>&rsquo;s masterpiece, everything from Weezer&rsquo;s surf-pop to an Avi Buffalo mixed with Brian Fallon smoking twenty a day vocal tint. If nothing else in an interesting record and although I don&rsquo;t think everyone will get it to those that do it will mean everything.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t know how else to describe this record really, it&rsquo;s unsettlingly satisfying knowing that somebody else has felt a certain way. Music, at the end of the day, is how you identify with it, and although <strong>Museum Mouth<\/strong> might sound a bit mad at points, they&rsquo;re walking that fine line between insanity and genius.<\/p>\n<p>Listening to<em> &#8216;Alex I Am Nothing&rsquo;<\/em> shows you that the best way to get over something is to obviously write and release a record about it. Life lessons and a great record, sold.<\/p>\n<p>4\/5<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Alex I Am Nothing&rsquo;<\/em> by <strong>Museum Mouth<\/strong> is out now on <strong>Self Aware Records<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Museum Mouth<\/strong> links: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/museummouthband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a>|<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MuseumMouth\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>|<a href=\"http:\/\/museummouth.tumblr.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Tumblr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Words by Shaun Cole<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, relationships are hard, right? 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