{"id":4846,"date":"2016-08-31T11:40:07","date_gmt":"2016-08-31T11:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alreadyheard.com\/staging\/album-review-brave-vultures-im-not-coming-back\/"},"modified":"2018-03-22T23:29:57","modified_gmt":"2018-03-22T23:29:57","slug":"album-review-brave-vultures-im-not-coming-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alreadyheard.com\/staging\/album-review-brave-vultures-im-not-coming-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Album Review: Brave Vultures &#8211;\u00a0I&#8217;m Not Coming Back If You&#8217;re Not Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/01a092cd4a6917f5eb7adb1dc4dfbeb6\/tumblr_oc9jtaJmwD1r8no6so1_540.jpg\" width=\"250em\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/figure>\n<p>The biggest challenge for any new band is getting noticed, that first moment of infiltrating the public consciousness that may or may not lead to a widespread career. This is done in various different ways, most typically the advent of well-written affecting songs, or a gimmick to get noticed for all the wrong reasons.<\/p>\n<p>And then there are some bands that have neither of these. Enter Colchester&rsquo;s <b>Brave Vultures<\/b> and their debut EP <i>&lsquo;I&rsquo;m Not Coming Back If You&rsquo;re Not Here&rsquo;<\/i>, five tracks of melodic, singalong-friendly alt-rock that has absolutely zero originality or unique personality whatsoever. They largely feel like truncated versions of potentially good songs, smoothened and buffed and something fit for consumption rather than a true, honest artistic statement.<!-- more --><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s not even that these songs are bad, though. They&rsquo;re pleasant enough, well-written with some nice melodies, but they&rsquo;re so utterly faceless that they could be by virtually any third-tier Brit-rock band going. The worst culprit is the white bread vacuum of <i>&#8216;Safe Ground&rsquo;<\/i>, a track whose grand ambitions just end up feeling sickly and mawkish in the extreme.<\/p>\n<p>By comparison, some tracks such as <i>&#8216;Don&rsquo;t Let Me Down&rsquo;<\/i> have a bit more life to them are at least tolerable, but they feel so bland that any notable features dissipate on impact. <b>Brave Vultures<\/b> aren&rsquo;t a bad band, and can write with some great melodic nuance. They just don&rsquo;t seem to have quite grasped that a memorable instrumental is a factor as well.<\/p>\n<p>2.5\/5<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;I&rsquo;m Not Coming Back If You&rsquo;re Not Here&rsquo;<\/em> by <strong>Brave Vultures<\/strong> is released on September 16th.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brave Vultures<\/strong> links: <a href=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/bravevultures\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a>|<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bravevultures\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>|<a href=\"https:\/\/bravevultures.bandcamp.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bandcamp<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Words by Luke Nuttall (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nuttall_luke\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@nuttall_luke<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The biggest challenge for any new band is getting noticed, that first moment of infiltrating the public consciousness that may or may not lead to a widespread career. 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